mine and cheeseys adventures

Me and cheesey where walking allong the corridoor just minding are buisness then me and cheesey saw jamie wrighting a letter to some guy in denmark called morton and then we found out that they where pen palls me and cheesey didn't like that one tiny bit so we made a plan A we sneak on a plane go to denmark go on mortons email address and tell jamie we dont want to speak to her again that way they wont speak again and if that didn't work we well I mean cheesey had a plan B and that was to blow up Denmark but I said that that plan was a bit ott so we made a plan C because plan A didn't work and we didn't try plan B. Plan C was to log onto jamies email and delete hime dun dun dun but that didn't work so cheesey started to sob he said jamies going to leave to go and marry Morton but later we found out that Morton was 18 and was writing to jamie for his gcse's so it was allright after that.